Hell Halliday

He kills us. We should sign him. And we should resign Manny. And we should pick a full-time sidekick for Don, and send him on all the road trips. 

I'm available, but failing that I'd pick Menino. 

Petey Passes

So Dustin won't go to the big dance, since he expects a squirt any day now. Classy move from a classy guy. And tell the truth: did you ever think he'd bat his weight?

Wonders abound. They get me out of bed - with a little help from Advil. 

Beckett Blows every Royal Hence

You watch Josh manhandle KC, and you know you've got no business starting a bar fight with him. 

Fun on the Fourth

Bet Tek brings sparklers into the clubhouse tomorrow. 

Beating the Birds

Who wouldn't give their left %$@! to play them and KC every day till September?

When Wake Breaks the Win Record

I'll write a paean to persistence.

Greener Pastures

Maybe Green can truly hit, and maybe Papi can log 20 home runs this year. To borrow from Dwell in possibility.